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又名:三脚猫部队 / 拉瑞参军记 / 呆瓜从军 / Delta Farce
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类型:生活 青春 剧情 喜剧
主演:丹尼·特乔 马利索·妮可 DJ·考尔斯 凯斯·大卫 克里斯蒂娜·摩尔 格伦·莫肖尔 
导演:C·B·哈丁 
地区:美国
年代:2007
剧情:拉里(“接线员”拉里饰)可谓倒霉透顶,除..展开
剧情:拉里(“接线员”拉里饰)可谓倒霉透顶,除了丢掉工作外,女友也在同一天离他而去,这..展开
剧情:拉里(“接线员”拉里饰)可谓倒霉透顶,除了丢掉工作外,女友也在同一天离他而去,这让他伤心不已。于是,拉里决定同邻居比尔(比尔·恩格瓦尔饰)和从小打到大的“发小”埃弗雷特(奎尔斯饰)周末出去开怀畅饮,潇洒轻松一下。但是,三个家伙的运气可是坏到了极点,他们途中被蛮横无理的陆军预备役部队军官科林格罗夫(凯思·戴维饰)截住,误认为是开小差的士兵,于是被死拉硬拽上了飞往伊拉克费卢杰的飞机。更好笑的是,他们坐在“悍马”军车上被阴差阳错投放到墨西哥。他们自以为已经来到中东,误打误撞地来到一个小镇,将村民从暴力统治中解救出来,糊里糊涂被当地人当作了大英雄。但当残暴的军阀卡洛斯·桑塔纳(丹尼·特乔)率领大军反击时,拉里、比尔和埃弗雷特只得放下手中啤酒,拿起武器,奋起保卫村民,也保护自己,欲证明他们不仅仅是士兵……主创介绍  “接线员”拉里  “接线员”拉里真名叫丹尼尔·劳伦斯·惠特尼(Daniel Lawrence Whitney),是美国著名喜剧演员,但其艺名“接线员拉里”更为观众熟知。他1963年2月17日出生于内布拉斯加州波尼市。在电视舞台剧《蓝领的喜剧之旅》以及喜剧小品系列《蓝领TV》中均有不俗的表现。《蓝领的喜剧之旅》播放后获得了空前的收视率,惠特尼也从一个不为人知的小角色一跃成为美国家喻户晓的电视明星。  惠特尼16岁时举家迁往佛罗里达州的西棕榈滩,随后进入佛州君主学院学习。拉里的父亲是一名传教士,在君主学院附近一所小学担任校长。惠特尼加入了学院乐队,自1985年,他开始同朋友一起说相声。在朋友的鼓励之下,他在密苏里州布鲁斯普林斯市的喜剧俱乐部继续追求着自己的事业。1991年,拉里受邀假装接线员的身份开始主持电台的脱口秀节目,12年间居然做遍了27个电台的节目,因此获得了“王牌接线员”的这一雅号。  现实生活中的惠特尼并不被外界熟知。由于他很少在公众场合谈论影片人物,其出版的几本自传也都是在描述自己在《接线员拉里》一片中的虚构生活。在“60分”节目的一次报导中,记者鲍勃·西蒙向人们展示了惠特尼平素逍遥自在的生活方式:“与‘60分’工作人员以往见到的许多喜剧演员不同,拉里不爱生气,不沮丧,也不是偏执狂。他是一个勤勤恳恳、高度自信、无忧无虑的快乐虫。”  惠特尼如今居住在佛罗里达州的桑福德,他在内布拉斯加州的首府林肯也有房产。惠特尼可是内布拉斯加大学足球队的大财神(他买下了纪念体育场内一个豪华的包厢)。妻子名叫卡拉,儿子怀亚特于2006年8月2日出生。惠特尼带有浓重的南方口音,但他丝毫不介意,并以此为荣,他在多次采访中公开表示,自己心甘情愿“呈现”南方口音……收起
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